Sunday, June 19, 2005

who comes up with these stupid adverts?

another crazy advert.

renault scenic. its a dog. what crazy advertising person said "you know, lets make our car act like a dog"

dont they know what it means if you say something is a dog to potential buyers?

but then this is the company that has a car with a name spelt like "migraine" that they then say reminds you of a bottom.

how do these people get jobs? or am i missing something!

Saturday, June 18, 2005

j20 - another moronic advert

j20 has a new advert. has it been paid for by the competition? it seems to say "drink this and be a moron"
what is with adverts today? if the idea of an advert is to make people see themselves buying their product, then why make the users of the product look like tits?

norwich union - quoting the druggie nation happy?

is the norwich union promoting insurance for the druggie nation? their adverts centre around a balloon faced moron who haphazardly makes his way through life having avoidable dopey accident after dopey accident. yet nothing matters to him. he doesnt care, he just smiles like someone who has been certified. so what are the advertisers saying with these adverts? after all they must be carefully demographically thought out. that guy in the advert, who appears to be on valium all day must be their target customer. "quote me happy" sounds the sort of thing a hippie would say to his pusher in a dodgy pub looking for weed.
with that in mind i dont want to be a norwich union customer. not if thats what they think their average customer is like. and i dont want to pay for jerks like that in my premiums.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

why the wwe needs smackdown, raw & ecw

i am fed up with talking politics and real news.
the world is full of numpties anyway, so lets talk soap like fantasy tv.

last weekend, a company with a staggering market cap, wwe, did a "one night stand" special ppv for a brand of wresting it picked up a few years ago from the liquidators.

ecw had a small but loyal following. not one big enough for the stars of the mat that it hired, and as ever one that had more to do with the politics of a tv slot than its actual entertainment quality.

the wwe, with a huge back cat of ecw matches available to exploit either on dvd or via its 24/7 ppv system needed to get the brand back on peoples agendas. that it did fantastically with the best wwe ppv for some time.

the small, loud crowd appeared to be close to rioting, the wwe used its top names from its smackdown and raw brands to ensure interest was as wide as possible, and the return of some big names from the past, but missing a contract in the current main players tv time (wwe shows) such as the sandman made for one hell of a "fresh" show.

the reviews have been so good that many on the net have been suggesting the wwe replace smackdown with "ecw" - but i dont think that is a good idea. 1st, ecw is too "bloody" for a smackdown tv time slot. 2nd, there is room for raw (that at one time was likely to become wcw raw -another wresting brand the wwe bought out) and smackdown as well as a 3rd player, and one that doesnt just have "acceptable 9pm" wresting storylines.

the interest in ecw and the way stories are worked means i would be shocked if there wasnt some continuation of several pushes seen in the ecw event. the wwe would be stupid to boost the profile of wrestlers not on their tv product. but one of the greatest was the sandman. someone who had an electric 10 minute (it seemed) entrance. however a man drinking and sharing a can or two of beer while smoking walking through the crowd is unlikely to be peak time tv friendly. smoking in buildings also has "legal" problems these days.

so the wwe would be daft to replace smackdown with ecw. the wwe would be stupid not to add to its ecw momentum. perhaps a new slot, late at night would suit a reborn crazy ecw, with a 3 times a year ppv (leaving say 5 for smackdown, 5 for raw and 2 combined shows such as wrestlemania) would be viable too.

it would be nice to see wcw given a reunion relaunch too, if it could be done as well as ecw. but with too many of its stars either in the wwe, or working for the rival tna etc its very unlikely the talent could be found that wouldnt damage the wwe or boost the opposition.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

news night review - whats the point discuss!

the bbcs flagship news programme has an arts version on a friday.
funny really, after the pubs shut bbc1 and bbc2 both show total rubbish, one with newely gonged mr ross obe (service to making money entertaining the masses) a talk show that aims at the lowest common demon... and the other, on bbc2, aiming at people who give a toss about nothing important.

even with a head full of drink these shows are a waste of time.

yet both keep two sets of people busy and thus out of harms way

the honours... what a joke

so its sir terry wogan, sarah kenedy mbe and jonathan ross obe....
what the fu--?

these are insults to people who gained the daft gongs by risking their lives etc.

perhaps blair was too busy with iraq lies, election planning or even global fleshpressing to come up with a proper list and just ripped the radio2 guide out of the paper and went "there, thats your list"